I was partying long before I came out!

I wanted to stay inside! Miya at 2 days old.

Hot off the press so to speak....

Are you my mommy? NO! And don't listen to anything this lady says to you.

Haha. This picture will haunt you forever Miya. Just wait until you're 16 and we proudly show this to all your friends...

I was a tiny little minchkin when I came out. 8Lbs 4Oz and 22 inches.

Mom's burping me, and yes, I am giving you the double finger. I just don't know how I'm doing it.

Again, just smile politely at the lady and pretend you like her.

You were even making friends before your arrival. Hunter was 3 months here I think.

And boy did I love sleeping next to mommy.

Either one of those is really big or the other is really small. I can't tell.

What does it mean if your foot is smaller than dad's thumb?

I still can't believe it. To save you embarrassment, I didn't put any naked pics, but this is one of the first pictures of you after you came out... Or I should say, we pulled you out.